Gawsh, no. Why would you want to patronise little ol' us?

Somebody needs to grow up, and it wouldn't hurt "the Americans," whoever they are, but it's a bit much to describe an entire society (and I agree, I'm both paraphrasing and traducing your original intent here) as "juvenile." Some of the little critters are quite grown up, y'know.

I mean, ya shoulda seen the boobies on that one that just walked past. Believe her name was Jamie. Didn't get the phone number, but I'll send you the Kleenex.