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Dear Mr O'bama
Aug. 2nd, 2011 02:41 pmTo:
Barracks O'bama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
July 31, 2011
Dear Mr O'bama
We are writing to inform you that your overdraft facility of $14,300,000,000,000 . . . . . expires on . . . . August 3rd . . . and we urgently ask you to contact us either to make new arrangements, or to clear the deficit by the aforementioned date. Your current deficit is . . . . 14,299,999,999,980.
An administration fee of $45 has been deducted from your account for this letter.
Yours:
Rachel Colburn (Ms).
Loans supervisor.
To:
Barrab Osama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
August 1 2011
Dear Mr Osama:
We note with concern that your overdraft is now . . . $14,300,000,000,025, which is . . . . . . $00,000,000,000,025 . . . . more than your agreed limit. You are urgently asked to contact us as soon as possible about clearing this debt.
Because you have exceeded your agreed limit, we regret that will be unable to extend your overdraft facility on the same terms (2.5%) when it expires on . . . . . . August 3rd . . . . . . . . The rate for unauthorized overdrafts is . . . . . . 28.6% per annum. Once again we request that you clear your debt with us as soon as is feasible.
A fee of $65 has been deducted from your account as an administration charge.
Yours:
Rachel Colburn (Ms).
Loans supervisor
To:
Barry Obsama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
August 2 2011
Dear Mr Osama:
Thank you for your email and telephone call of August 1. We are sorry that you are upset at our attitude, and we note that if we had not charged you $45 you would not have exceeded your overdraft limit. However, we are obliged to point out that we have a number of responsible customers who do not abuse our overdraft facilities, and for us not to charge customers fair administration fees would result in those customers subsidizing other, less responsible money spenders. We would also note that your overdraft is now $14,300,000,000,090 , which is . . . . . . $00,000,000,000,090 . . . . . . above your authorized limit. As such we feel that we cannot offer you even our "bad customer" rate of . . . . . 28.6% per annum . . . . . Please repay the funds owed as soon as possible.
A fee of $105 has been levied for this communication.
Yours,
Rachel Colburn (Ms)
Loans supervisor.
To:
Absalom Impala
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
August 3 2011
Dear Mr Impala,
Thank you for your telephone call. We regret your decision to, as you term it, "send in the troops and shut you the fuck down". However, we acknowledge the receipt of . . . . $14,300,000,000,000 . . . . . in Chinese gold. However, we wish to point out, due to administration charges, that your account is still in debit to the tune of $195. We request that you cut up your credit card. Should you attempt to use your credit card anywhere in the Western World, it will be declined. Your name has also been placed on an industry black list, meaning that you will not be able to obtain a credit line or credit card with any US financial institution. You will no longer qualify for FDIC protection. Your debt may be passed on to another institution for forcible collection.
Yours,
Rachel Colburn (Ms)
Loans officer.
Barracks O'bama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
July 31, 2011
Dear Mr O'bama
We are writing to inform you that your overdraft facility of $14,300,000,000,000 . . . . . expires on . . . . August 3rd . . . and we urgently ask you to contact us either to make new arrangements, or to clear the deficit by the aforementioned date. Your current deficit is . . . . 14,299,999,999,980.
An administration fee of $45 has been deducted from your account for this letter.
Yours:
Rachel Colburn (Ms).
Loans supervisor.
To:
Barrab Osama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
August 1 2011
Dear Mr Osama:
We note with concern that your overdraft is now . . . $14,300,000,000,025, which is . . . . . . $00,000,000,000,025 . . . . more than your agreed limit. You are urgently asked to contact us as soon as possible about clearing this debt.
Because you have exceeded your agreed limit, we regret that will be unable to extend your overdraft facility on the same terms (2.5%) when it expires on . . . . . . August 3rd . . . . . . . . The rate for unauthorized overdrafts is . . . . . . 28.6% per annum. Once again we request that you clear your debt with us as soon as is feasible.
A fee of $65 has been deducted from your account as an administration charge.
Yours:
Rachel Colburn (Ms).
Loans supervisor
To:
Barry Obsama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
August 2 2011
Dear Mr Osama:
Thank you for your email and telephone call of August 1. We are sorry that you are upset at our attitude, and we note that if we had not charged you $45 you would not have exceeded your overdraft limit. However, we are obliged to point out that we have a number of responsible customers who do not abuse our overdraft facilities, and for us not to charge customers fair administration fees would result in those customers subsidizing other, less responsible money spenders. We would also note that your overdraft is now $14,300,000,000,090 , which is . . . . . . $00,000,000,000,090 . . . . . . above your authorized limit. As such we feel that we cannot offer you even our "bad customer" rate of . . . . . 28.6% per annum . . . . . Please repay the funds owed as soon as possible.
A fee of $105 has been levied for this communication.
Yours,
Rachel Colburn (Ms)
Loans supervisor.
To:
Absalom Impala
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C. 20500
From The Manager
Federal Reserve Bank
www.federalreserve.gov
August 3 2011
Dear Mr Impala,
Thank you for your telephone call. We regret your decision to, as you term it, "send in the troops and shut you the fuck down". However, we acknowledge the receipt of . . . . $14,300,000,000,000 . . . . . in Chinese gold. However, we wish to point out, due to administration charges, that your account is still in debit to the tune of $195. We request that you cut up your credit card. Should you attempt to use your credit card anywhere in the Western World, it will be declined. Your name has also been placed on an industry black list, meaning that you will not be able to obtain a credit line or credit card with any US financial institution. You will no longer qualify for FDIC protection. Your debt may be passed on to another institution for forcible collection.
Yours,
Rachel Colburn (Ms)
Loans officer.
