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Quote from new slimline Maradonna after it was announced that he would be doing a TV chat show, referring to his checquered past with drugs and McDonald's.

"Even Jesus stumbled".

Now, my theological history is a fraction rusty, but I vaguely recall that at least one of the reasons that "Jesus stumbled" was that he was dragging five hundred pounds of wood up a fucking hill, rather than recovering from five million pounds worth of cocaine stuffed up his nose.

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