My Way of Giving

[peterbirks]

I went to work in a sharp suit today. I didn't want all the people at work who are in a relationship to look at me in my normal garb and think to themselves "Look at that loser; he hasn't even got a girlfriend. He'll be eating pizza in front of the TV tonight". I wanted them to think "wow, he must be going out with someone tonight; look at that suit!"

Actually, I really wore the suit because I had a meeting to go to this afternoon.

Honest.