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Not often I do this (well, never, actually) but it seemed so apposite to my tech rant, that I couldn't resist it. Spoiler. Contains occasional swearing.


Sony Releases New Gizmo

Date: 2009-02-10 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaybee66.livejournal.com
Pete, it's simple.

Turn gay and get a nerdy boyfriend.

Make sure he's into bondage and then you'll have an excuse to chain him up in a spare room. Otherwise, you'll be having sex more times than you'd care to.

I recommend one session of sex if he fixes a problem that stops you from using your computer and a hand job for advice but no "hands on" computer work.

You'll thank me... or stop whining... or get Linux.

Date: 2009-02-10 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowlimitpoker.livejournal.com
Lol Mr Luddite

Date: 2009-02-11 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andy-ward-uk.livejournal.com
Don't knock the Luddites, amirite ?

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