Not often I do this (well, never, actually) but it seemed so apposite to my tech rant, that I couldn't resist it. Spoiler. Contains occasional swearing.
Make sure he's into bondage and then you'll have an excuse to chain him up in a spare room. Otherwise, you'll be having sex more times than you'd care to.
I recommend one session of sex if he fixes a problem that stops you from using your computer and a hand job for advice but no "hands on" computer work.
You'll thank me... or stop whining... or get Linux.
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Date: 2009-02-10 05:38 pm (UTC)Turn gay and get a nerdy boyfriend.
Make sure he's into bondage and then you'll have an excuse to chain him up in a spare room. Otherwise, you'll be having sex more times than you'd care to.
I recommend one session of sex if he fixes a problem that stops you from using your computer and a hand job for advice but no "hands on" computer work.
You'll thank me... or stop whining... or get Linux.
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Date: 2009-02-10 06:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-11 10:27 pm (UTC)